frazer ranted:

some of the shit that kids believe:
"if i didnt get to the bottom of the stairs before the toilet finished flushing, the invisible foxes would get me."
"After being told by my older brother, I used to believe that little moths crawl in your ears and eat your brains when you are asleep"
"I used to believe that electricity was manufactured in a factory in a place called Electriz City."
I look forward to having children and polluting their minds with nonsense like this!

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chris ranted:

someone mentioned a lovely, simple, little love-poem to me, "I tell the cows about you." i dont quite see it as a love poem though...

AAAGGGHHHH!!! SHIT! HES TELLING THE COWS!!!!

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