frazer ranted:

Well just as I'd given up on the idea of our Nigerian church expanding any further, here is a photo of a new branch that has sprung up in the Anambra State. Here we see some ~~brainwashed~~ converted followers giving praise to our Holy Crazy Mother and her wonderful arms (made of spoons). Remember kids, its not just Nigerians that can join the church - get yourself a free sticker pack by sending your dedication photo to crazymum ( at ) gmail ( dot ) com.

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frazer ranted:

Here we see Alfred realaxing on the surface of the moon whilst sporting a stylish tshirt from Death Gob - a new website by my old friend Radar Eared George. I suggest you go over there and purchase some of their fine apparel!

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frazer ranted:

*Alfred Update*

This silly mugu just won't get a hint. After sending him on an 18-hour bus journey the other weekend, he's still sending me pictures...

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frazer ranted:

r kelly ain't got no robot

damn straight motherfuckers!

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*UPDATE #2* - Poor old Alfred. He somehow got the impression that I was flying to Abuja and landing at 4.30am last Saturday (April 1st). He travelled 9 hours on a bus from Lagos to meet me there. Of course when I wasn't there he asked for an explanation. I simply send him a link to here.

Now he's written a whining email bitching about everything. Here's some of the highlghts...

"you did play me an april fool, how could you have done that to me, that is too much to bear ,if it is April full.you made me suffer for nothing, and i had to be broke now and be in doudt also. that is too much....

i am really speechless at this point. i don,t even know what to say. do , i tell my good friend that i have told that i am going to see you In Abuja that you play an April fool on me, how will he relate that. that is just too much pain to bear , if i must say.i have to go to bed now.

i know you have changed your mind on me,but you hurt my lve for you.my bottom is giving me pains now4 sitting for long for the journey to Abuja,that is the (Ass own to my crazymum).hy would you hurt me so bad."

Well Alfred - if you're reading this now then I suggest you go check out this definition as well, you ass hat!

*UPDATE* - Alfred has now had his ass officially owned by crazymum! Nice picture, dickwad!