frazer ranted:

ok, i would like to issue a message to the sad little man calling himself "the masked rapist". you see, he keeps visiting this site and leaving links to paedophilia and rape sites, and then wondering why we remove them. if he had any balls at all, he would have at least left his email address. so, mr rapist, leave me an email contact, and i will send you my home address. then you can come visit me, bringing all your knives and whatever other toys you claim to spank off with, and i will fuck you up with my bare hands and make you cry like a bitch!

and on a further note mr 'rapist', we have logged on our sytem all the ip addresses that you have posted from. -web

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rob ranted:

mmmm you made Uncle Chester unhappy :(

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frazer ranted:

ok - i want to know who the fuck rob, colin and gypo bastard are and why they are contributing to a website about my mum without written permission from me!

they are guest writers frazer and they have all passed the gin and glue initiation tests -web

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rob ranted:

14 aristocratic sailors from staffordshire set off on a voyage of discovery.. Day 1.. Rain and filth poured from the womb of god, chips for tea, Barry damaged arm. Day 2.. Mostly sunny, saw cloud in shape of ringo starrs head, chips and beans for tea. Day 3.. Sporadic cloud cover, drizzle expected, Barry's arm is healed up, too lazy to eat tea. Day 4.. Barry caught arm in floorboard, arm lost at sea, too queasy for tea. Day 5.. Set sail...starving..

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rob ranted:

Well last night I successfully overclocked my left leg. I have installed the heatsink in a knee-pad fashion, and have cut holes in all pantaloons to aid air-flow. Ill report back in a few days time, with detailed reports on speed increases, heat issues and crash problems if any are encountered.

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gypo bastard ranted:

Has anyone ever tasted the raw foetus of arial - I have and it was delicious....

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chris ranted:

I recently learnt that B.A. Baracus' real name is in fact Bosco 'Scooter' Baracus. What a guy. He makes all his own shoes you know.
"If it's safer to fly than drive - how come they don't put parachutes in cars?" - B.A. Bosco 'Scooter' Baracus.
Listen to Scooter Baracus' great words on flying and monkeys

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frazer ranted:

Quick! Stash the crack-pipe and jazz mags before Mum gets home!
And whilst your at it, check to see if you're as crazy as a wasp in a tumble dryer.

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