chris ranted:

jam me till I gin.

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rob ranted:

fact me till I fart..

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chris ranted:

where is everyone??? its like some kind of nuclear wasteland in here...

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chris ranted:

jam

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chris ranted:

Hand over the $5,000,000.00
Ive found him, the cheeky so and so..



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chris ranted:

I think its a shame that we'll never actually get to see this great comedy intro to 'Out and About with Rod Hull'

TITLES EACH WEEK: ROD HULL SONG WRITTEN BY R THOMAS. TITLE "OUT AND ABOUT WITH ROD HULL" OVER DRAWING OF ROD HULL BY J CHAMPNIS.. NON-ROD LINES DONE BY SINGER OR RICHARD THOMAS, ROD'S LINES SHOUTED BY ROD AND SEEN AS HE SAYS THEM. SO YOU MAY NEED TO GET THIS MUSIC OF R THOMAS BEFORE WE SHOOT THE NECESSARY PICK-UPS.

FILM OF ROD HULL SWINGING AT A BALL (PICK UP ON RUGBY FIELD..) AND HIS ARM SWINGING AFTER HE TRIES TO HIT BALL.

SINGER He's Rod Hull

ROD I am Rod Hull

CUT TO ROD ON A LILO AT SWIMMING POOL WITH HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS HEAD, FLOATS INTO SHOT AND SAYS THE LINE.

RT I never said you weren't.

ROD That's good, cos I am.

CUT TO ROD DANCING IN THE GYMNASIUM SET (PICK UP DURING FENCING ... )

RT He's out and about

ROD With my two real arms...

CUT TO C/U OF HIS FACE

ROD .. and what is more I am Rod Hull

CUT TO ROD PLAYING CRICKET (PICK UP ON RUGBY FIELD)

RT I know you said

ROD TRYING TO BAT AT A BALL, BEING HIT WITH BALL AFTER HE SAYS THE LINE.

ROD Where's my jelly!

FALLS OVER

TITLE Out and about with Rod Hull

comedy genius by Lee and Herring. The full scripts can be found on
rob ranted:

Wasp related dramas can be avoided by rotating a can of air duster spray upside down and spraying said wasp, until frozen solid (where it can still dream and think). You are now free to roam the streets with wasps by your side...

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chris ranted:

I have lost my wasps. It depresses me, this loss. I let them out for a bit of a flap and they just went away. This was two days ago now, and I find myself crying until I bleed Gin from my eyes. They were my friends, why did they decieve me? Why oh why. What is this puddle on the floor? It smells of babies...

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