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chris ranted:
jam me till I gin.
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rob ranted:
fact me till I fart..
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chris ranted:
where is everyone???
its like some kind of nuclear wasteland in here...
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chris ranted:
Hand over the $5,000,000.00 Ive found him, the
cheeky so and so..
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chris ranted:
I think its a shame that we'll never actually get to
see this great comedy intro to 'Out and About with Rod
Hull'
TITLES EACH WEEK: ROD HULL SONG WRITTEN BY
R THOMAS. TITLE "OUT AND ABOUT WITH ROD HULL" OVER
DRAWING OF ROD HULL BY J CHAMPNIS.. NON-ROD LINES DONE
BY SINGER OR RICHARD THOMAS, ROD'S LINES SHOUTED BY ROD
AND SEEN AS HE SAYS THEM. SO YOU MAY NEED TO GET THIS
MUSIC OF R THOMAS BEFORE WE SHOOT THE NECESSARY
PICK-UPS.
FILM OF ROD HULL SWINGING AT A BALL
(PICK UP ON RUGBY FIELD..) AND HIS ARM SWINGING AFTER HE
TRIES TO HIT BALL.
SINGER He's Rod Hull
ROD I am Rod Hull
CUT TO ROD ON A LILO
AT SWIMMING POOL WITH HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS HEAD, FLOATS
INTO SHOT AND SAYS THE LINE.
RT I never said you
weren't.
ROD That's good, cos I am.
CUT
TO ROD DANCING IN THE GYMNASIUM SET (PICK UP DURING
FENCING ... )
RT He's out and about
ROD
With my two real arms...
CUT TO C/U OF HIS FACE
ROD .. and what is more I am Rod Hull
CUT TO ROD PLAYING CRICKET (PICK UP ON RUGBY
FIELD)
RT I know you said
ROD TRYING TO
BAT AT A BALL, BEING HIT WITH BALL AFTER HE SAYS THE
LINE.
ROD Where's my jelly!
FALLS OVER
TITLE Out and about with Rod Hull
comedy
genius by Lee and Herring. The full scripts can be found
on
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rob ranted:
Wasp related dramas can be avoided by rotating a can
of air duster spray upside down and spraying said wasp,
until frozen solid (where it can still dream and think).
You are now free to roam the streets with wasps by your
side...
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chris ranted:
I have lost my wasps. It depresses me, this loss. I
let them out for a bit of a flap and they just went
away. This was two days ago now, and I find myself
crying until I bleed Gin from my eyes. They were my
friends, why did they decieve me? Why oh why. What is
this puddle on the floor? It smells of
babies...
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