chris ranted:

I was sat in a church the other day, praying my guts out, when a sudden thought struck me. I forgot about it, and instead pondered upon the possibilities of creating a new messiah from nothing more than a sheep and a bit of sweaty old rag.

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chris ranted:

Shopping List:

jam (raspberry)
bags (white)(plastic)
rain
tea
bread sandwhiches
hands
love (x2)
spoons (x1)
milk (crow's)
crack (for mum)
small car, about the size of a mouse
green jelly
a bird in the hand.

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frazer ranted:

Byron Stingley

Former lead vocalist of the Chicago house group Ten City, Byron has been flying solo for the last couple of years releasing many excellent records through Nervous Records. He has worked with many top producers like David Morales, Zack Tomms, Mousse T, and Masters at Work on his debut solo album 'The Purist' out now on Nervous/Manifesto (in the UK). Since 'Get Up' dropped in 96 Byron has enjoyed success all over the globe as the male 'diva' enjoys a revival. Highlights: 'Get Up', 'Flying High', 'Devotion' (By Ten City).

Click here to join the Byron Stingley Fan Club

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frazer ranted:

Forget what flavour you are - find out what DRUG you are!

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chris ranted:

If you play a lot of Gran Turismo, it is probably not such a good idea to pilot a Tug. Thats what I've always said. That and, "HELP, Get this damn frying pan out of my nose, its making my eyes water blood, and then some!". too bloody likely, eh?

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chris ranted:

Did you ever wonder what you taste like? I did, so I trained a dog to communicate via the power of yappity-speech, and had him lick me, then describe the flavour. It turns out that I taste of contact lenses. A much easier method of self-taste determination is to go here and complete the form.

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chris ranted:

Great news for girls! Now you can enjoy beer like men and stuff your great yapping gobs with that chocolaty taste you all kill for at the same time!

...and bowl with dogs.

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