frazer ranted:

Booof!

Now its even better!
The Queen Mothers Stairway to Heaven Challenge!

Version 2 already up and running. Added features include a working high score table, sound and additional obstacles!

We have a brave team of blindfolded orphans in cage-fights with a variety of monkeys, trying to establish just how exciting the game actually is! Go there now!

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chris ranted:

Have you ever wondered exactly how a monitor works? Well, nor have I, because I KNOW how it works. Tiny chihuahuas are injected into your monitor at its conception, and have 'pixel-syringes' grafted onto their little paws. They run about the inside surface of your screen, using the syringe to push pixels about, changing their colour, and thus the image that you see. These chihuahuas are very hard to see, as they are tiny and move very fast. So I have filmed this footage of the chihuahua in my monitor, at huge magnification and slowed down a million times.

clickity-bing here for a larger version

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web ranted:

The towers were blatantly phallic,
and their collapses resembled post-ejaculatory loss of erection

I'd almost had enough
Of watching planes explode
Until they showed it in reverse
And I had to shoot my load
I like to watch

Now my hand's all sticky
And I can't find a rag
I guess I'll have to use
The american flag
I like to watch

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chris ranted:

for all you sinners out there, you can now stop your evil bastard devil-worshipping, horny goat fucking ways, and become healed by the loving hand of GOD!!

or alternatively, you can continue wallowing in your filth pits of depraved wrong-doings and weasel-munching and go here to laugh at the word of GOD!! being mocked. hehe.