disabled lesbian cyborg: penguins in warehouses, i told her this would happen BANG BANG !!!! me make hard sex hurt your head
(*)fLiRtStAr(*): Ill b sober 2moro, but ull b ugly 4 the rest of ur lyfe!!
the real fucking gozer: my fucking problem is i got 2 femminists and 5 freaking jehovahs fucking witness in my house, GET OUT! I DON@T EVEN BELIEVE IN JEBUS!
dave: I like mice they are nice...
dazza: more porn!
cunt licker: u lot r all sad bassards
name: umm...i shit my pans
EviL_MonkeY: MonkeY - I KNOW ITS YOU RUSS-HOLE. DONT MAKE ME EAT SOME NAILS AND SHIT A 1 TO 30 SCALE REPLICA MODEL OF THE SIEGE OF BRUNNEL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
jo ho blo: well i noe this little girl called annie who has a infection on her nipple causing her to have random nipple stags while looking at slightly retarded chinese people in playboy magazines while sitting on the toilet
EviL MonkeY: The infection has spread. Soon i will lose my mind. Where i don know. Maybe there. Or there.... or there near that old piece of a Gracia magazine from last year. MMMMmm last year.
EviL-MonkeY: I have been lying down for over an 2 hours now. Its what do when im in a low. Im stiff, but mostly im cold. Its cold. Cold, here in Mothers house. I come here when im at the bottom of a particulary bad low. Mothers house has broken floors, no doors and windows consist of planks with occasional shafts of light coming through them from below. Then I remember. Its not Mothers house, but a derelict house one very similar. My Mother appears in the my mind area as i have this thought... and my brother is there too for that bit saying God your mother hates you...'. Sometimes I stay there for 2 - 3 days... sometimes.
saran: sassss
Hitler: Why are you so interested in gin and such?
CrazyMum replied: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental - but gin is mine by law!
Florian: Je voudrais savoir si les martiens ont réellement introduit G.W.Bush au pouvoir ?
CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps
kane: danielle luvs me
CrazyMum replied: Peters Mum burst into tears
kane: do ya wanna have sex
CrazyMum replied: Sly shouting rained down from the parapet of a green gushing caravan
Leo: Hey, I saw your picture on a dating website and wondered if you wanted to meet up, at least for a shag.
CrazyMum replied: Tiny chicanes in the old watermill sent shivers down the spine of a weak Raptor
Cat Gotcha Tongue: Is masturbation allowed in your religion?
CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps
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