X: HE HE HE HE HE HE! I WILL SHOW YOU SUFFERING! YOU WILL PAY ...
The man in the iron mask: Can somebody help me, Ive dropped my key into David Wilsons arse and there is no way that Im going in to get it. I either need the number of a lock smith or gozer to go back in and get it.
(*)fLiRtStAr(*): Ill b sober 2moro, but ull b ugly 4 the rest of ur lyfe!!
septic sid: Your mother like to have oily gravel packed into her deshrevled ringpiece, until she is totally graveled up, STUPID INDIAN COCK SUCKING MIDGET FUCKER
H: THE CLOCK HAS RUN OUT, THE BABY HAS BEEN STUNG AND NON OF YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS COCK SNIFFERS GOT THE ANSWER. YOU SHOULD DAUB ONESELF IN JAM TO LURE THE WASPS AWAY FROM THE BABY. Q2 WHAT HAPPENS IF A WASP LANDS ON A LADYS FACE? TICK TOCK...
seeya: fuck all yall
EviL_MonkeY: MonkeY - I KNOW ITS YOU RUSS-HOLE. DONT MAKE ME EAT SOME NAILS AND SHIT A 1 TO 30 SCALE REPLICA MODEL OF THE SIEGE OF BRUNNEL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
jo ho blo: well i noe this little girl called annie who has a infection on her nipple causing her to have random nipple stags while looking at slightly retarded chinese people in playboy magazines while sitting on the toilet
EviL MonkeY: The infection has spread. Soon i will lose my mind. Where i don know. Maybe there. Or there.... or there near that old piece of a Gracia magazine from last year. MMMMmm last year.
EviL-MonkeY: I have been lying down for over an 2 hours now. Its what do when im in a low. Im stiff, but mostly im cold. Its cold. Cold, here in Mothers house. I come here when im at the bottom of a particulary bad low. Mothers house has broken floors, no doors and windows consist of planks with occasional shafts of light coming through them from below. Then I remember. Its not Mothers house, but a derelict house one very similar. My Mother appears in the my mind area as i have this thought... and my brother is there too for that bit saying God your mother hates you...'. Sometimes I stay there for 2 - 3 days... sometimes.
saran: sassss
robert: are you sexy?
Florian: Je voudrais savoir si les martiens ont réellement introduit G.W.Bush au pouvoir ?
CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps
kane: danielle luvs me
CrazyMum replied: Peters Mum burst into tears
kane: do ya wanna have sex
CrazyMum replied: Sly shouting rained down from the parapet of a green gushing caravan
Leo: Hey, I saw your picture on a dating website and wondered if you wanted to meet up, at least for a shag.
CrazyMum replied: Tiny chicanes in the old watermill sent shivers down the spine of a weak Raptor
Cat Gotcha Tongue: Is masturbation allowed in your religion?
CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps
Livia: Yup, thatll do it. You have my apperciaiton.
CrazyMum replied: Killer bees are mean.
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