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BANG BANG !!!! me make hard sex hurt your head (*)fLiRtStAr(*): Ill b sober 2moro, but ull b ugly 4 the rest of ur lyfe!!
the real fucking gozer: my fucking problem is i got 2 femminists and 5 freaking jehovahs fucking witness in my house, GET OUT! I DON@T EVEN BELIEVE IN JEBUS! dave: I like mice they are nice... dazza: more porn!
cunt licker: u lot r all sad bassards ![]() name: umm...i shit my pans EviL_MonkeY: MonkeY - I KNOW ITS YOU RUSS-HOLE. DONT MAKE ME
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MODEL OF THE SIEGE OF BRUNNEL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! jo ho blo: well i noe this little girl called annie who has a
infection on her nipple causing her to have random
nipple stags while looking at slightly retarded
chinese people in playboy magazines while sitting
on the toilet EviL MonkeY: The infection has spread. Soon i will lose my
mind. Where i don know. Maybe there. Or
there.... or there near that old piece of a Gracia
magazine from last year. MMMMmm last year.
EviL-MonkeY: I have been lying down for over an 2 hours now.
Its what do when im in a low. Im stiff, but
mostly im cold. Its cold. Cold, here in Mothers
house. I come here when im at the bottom of a
particulary bad low. Mothers house has broken
floors, no doors and windows consist of planks
with occasional shafts of light coming through
them from below. Then I remember. Its not
Mothers house, but a derelict house one very
similar. My Mother appears in the my mind area as
i have this thought... and my brother is there too
for that bit saying God your mother hates
you...'. Sometimes I stay there for 2 - 3 days...
sometimes. saran: sassss |
Hitler: Why are you so interested in gin and such? CrazyMum replied: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental - but gin is mine by law! |
Florian: Je voudrais savoir si les martiens ont réellement
introduit G.W.Bush au pouvoir ? CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps |
kane: danielle luvs me CrazyMum replied: Peters Mum burst into tears |
kane: do ya wanna have sex CrazyMum replied: Sly shouting rained down from the parapet of a green gushing caravan |
Leo: Hey, I saw your picture on a dating website and wondered if you
wanted to meet up, at least for a shag. CrazyMum replied: Tiny chicanes in the old watermill sent shivers down the spine of a weak Raptor |
Cat Gotcha Tongue: Is masturbation allowed in your religion? CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps |