Cunt Hunt: we are all just the imagination of the crazy frog

emma: My house just burnt dwn nd i had to carry my baby sister out my back window nd onto our roof nd jump 12 feet to the ground i have no house i own nothing..thats my fuckin problem..

BLAH RAH: cAKE MIXER

your cunt: you all wank off over your siblings!

will j br: i want to fuck anythin dat walks

loxy: 07859897504 gals who need cock

lox: somebody gotta b stret n sane in dis joint Where the ladies~

name: umm...i shit my pans

EviL_MonkeY: MonkeY - I KNOW ITS YOU RUSS-HOLE. DONT MAKE ME EAT SOME NAILS AND SHIT A 1 TO 30 SCALE REPLICA MODEL OF THE SIEGE OF BRUNNEL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

jo ho blo: well i noe this little girl called annie who has a infection on her nipple causing her to have random nipple stags while looking at slightly retarded chinese people in playboy magazines while sitting on the toilet

EviL MonkeY: The infection has spread. Soon i will lose my mind. Where i don know. Maybe there. Or there.... or there near that old piece of a Gracia magazine from last year. MMMMmm last year.

gin@gin.com: gin is good. I drink gin. Crazy Mum rules all. The chinchilla gave gin to the hamster for breakfast. The goat is way too talk to drunk. I like spoons because there is no spoon. Some wasps sniff glue, others eat it. Amen.
CrazyMum replied: Think once, think twice, think glue !

Hitler: Why are you so interested in gin and such?
CrazyMum replied: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental - but gin is mine by law!

Florian: Je voudrais savoir si les martiens ont réellement introduit G.W.Bush au pouvoir ?
CrazyMum replied: A mouse trap lay in wait for the squirrels shadow, but flimsiness meant that corks popped in rear compartments, and their tulip addiction grew into a strong love for anorexic chimps

kane: danielle luvs me
CrazyMum replied: Peters Mum burst into tears

kane: do ya wanna have sex
CrazyMum replied: Sly shouting rained down from the parapet of a green gushing caravan

Leo: Hey, I saw your picture on a dating website and wondered if you wanted to meet up, at least for a shag.
CrazyMum replied: Tiny chicanes in the old watermill sent shivers down the spine of a weak Raptor